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should i wear board shorts too? hmm


"After 43 years as one of the world's prettiest pairs, the perfect plastic couple is breaking up. The couple's "business manager," Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken "feel it's time to spend some quality time — apart."

"Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end," said Arons, who quickly added that the duo "will remain friends."


Arons denied that there was any truth to rumors that the breakup was linked to the Cali (as in California) Girl Barbie, arriving in stores now. To better reflect her single status, Cali Barbie will wear board shorts and a bikini top, metal hoop earrings, and have a deeper tan."

read more about the tragic end of Ken and Barbie here. Apparently Blaine, the Australian boogie boarder will be there to pick up the pieces though. How disturbing is this. It's a TOY. The next thing you know Barbie will accidently flash some tit in a commercial for "Super Bowl Halftime Barbie" and Ken will end up making out with Blaine the boogie boarder on national television, tongue and all.

THEY ARE DOLLS PEOPLE, DOLLS!!!

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