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roommate: i just got spam from 'christian debt management'
nora: jesus will balance my check book?
roommate: woo hoo
roommate: because jesus comes first in my life
nora: uh oh, did you just bust out the "j" word? i might have to run away
roommate: babes in toyland has REMOTE CONTROL VIBRATOR UNDIES
roommate: weeeeeeird
nora: so you can give the remote to someone else?
nora: freaky
roommate: yeah
roommate: like imagine if you were at a party or something
nora: what a pick up line!
nora: here..... vibrate me
roommate: ha
nora: you know, we were talking about jesus like two seconds ago

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